❄️May 28 Practice Cancelled – Coach Zach Declares a Chill Emergency ❄️
May 28th
Coach Zach, our trusted meteorologist (and coach extraordinaire), has officially issued a Level 5 Chill Advisory for today.
🌡️ Current Temp: 55°F
💨 Feels Like: “Absolutely Not.”
🧊 Risk Level: Hypothermic Attitudes
In light of these arctic conditions, we’re calling it: Practice is CANCELLED.
Coach Zach recommends staying indoors, bundling up, and maybe questioning why we ever wished for cooler weather.
Stay warm, stay safe, and remember: We swim laps, not through icebergs.
See you all at the next (warmer) practice!