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❄️May 28 Practice Cancelled – Coach Zach Declares a Chill Emergency ❄️

Coach Zach, our trusted meteorologist (and coach extraordinaire), has officially issued a Level 5 Chill Advisory for today. 

🌡️ Current Temp: 55°F 

💨 Feels Like: “Absolutely Not.”

🧊 Risk Level: Hypothermic Attitudes 

     In light of these arctic conditions, we’re calling it: Practice is CANCELLED. 

     Coach Zach recommends staying indoors, bundling up, and maybe questioning why we ever wished for cooler weather.

     Stay warm, stay safe, and remember: We swim laps, not through icebergs.

See you all at the next (warmer) practice!

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